Friday, June 01, 2012

What Omnium needs

oxygen – air supplying device – laughing gas.

Obviously.
 

4 comments:

jams o donnell said...

Just make sure that one dial isn't measuring DMP output!

Chemical Andrew said...

Oxygen and Laughing Gas in equal proportions sounds about right for getting through the rest of life, I'd say.

Claude said...

Except for laughter (which comes often and spontaneously, want it or not), my own indicators are running low. But I'm still defiant and keep going. With a walker. But who would notice?

You heard the Centipede's Dilemma?

A centipede was happy - quite!
until a toad in fun
Said, "Pray, which leg moves after which?"
This raised her doubts to such a pitch,
She fell exhausted in the ditch
Not knowing how to run.

(Katherine Craster, 1841-74)

I wrote, "Dear Centipede - Get a walker. The extra four legs will roll happily whether yours move or not. It works. Trust me!"

If my own Oxygen would miss, I would carry a little tank. Call me if you need a supply of laughter. I'll send it free.

Sean Jeating said...

Jams,
I shall try to ...

Chemical Andrew,
yep.

Claude,
and what about Ringelnatz? :)