Congratulations, Jams, and voilà, as promised, here's your anti-hangover-coffee.
By turning the mug you'd, of course, read:
When health is bad and your heart feels strange,
And your face is pale and wan,
When doctors say that you need a change,
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
And your face is pale and wan,
When doctors say that you need a change,
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.