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| The eternal fascism |
Umberto Eco (5 January 1932 – 19 Februry 2016)
Roberto Saviano *22 September 1979
Sometimes I wish I were but a humble gardener
with love for literature and poetry
who does not read the news.
According to my absolutely credible source*, the great-grandmother* of her informant* these days feels 'more and more reminded of an Austrian-born loudmouth whenever she has the displeasure of listening to the both moronic and perverse convicted sex offender, whose election to the White House reveals a great deal about character and intelligence quotient of both his admirers and brown-nosing sycophants'.
To which I replied: Your informant's great-grandmother compares the future ex-US president and first and only FIFA Peace Prize Winner to Adolf Hitler?
To which my absolutely reliable source replied: ‘Moreover, amongst others she does also call him a megalomaniac war-criminal who shits on any law, the international inclusive.'
* No names are given, as Omnium is committed to protecting its informants.
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| Jürgen Tomicek, one of the most renowned German cartoonists of our time, often leaves viewers of his work with laughter stuck in their throats. |