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We met once in his hotel room ahead of an upcoming reading. |
Mahmoud Doulatabadi * 1 August 1940
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We met once in his hotel room ahead of an upcoming reading. |
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| La lluvia amarilla |
Julio Llamazares * 28 March 1955
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| Isn't she absolutely adorable? Such a cute little girl! And how wonderful: She doesn't say anything. She doesn't ask anything. Best of all: she doesn't whine while Mum is shopping. (Sarcasm off.) |
Franco would be spinning with joy in his grave and salute with his right arm raised.
Impossible, of course. He's rotten.
Mariano Rajoy still has the composting to do.
In a guest column for the online publication El Debate, the former Spanish Prime Minister wrote that France had a “squad of the very highest calibre. Although it doesn’t include any French players.”
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En una columna d'opinió com a convidat per a la publicació en línia El Debate, l'ex-president del govern espanyol va escriure que França tenia un "equip del més alt calibre. Tot i que no inclou cap jugador francès."
See also
The Guardian
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| Giovanni Boccaccio, born on June 16, 1313, after a full life died on December 21, 1375. Leopold Bloom, though, born in 1866, has been an immortal since June 16, 1904, as he recently explained to Giovanni. Otherwise, instead of Bloom's Day today Joyce's Day would be celebrated, wouldn't it? But what would Joyce be without Bloom? A Nothing. ;-) |
What did Mr. Bloom's lovely wife Molly say again?
"I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes."
Now that like many others Africa's Referee of the Year has also been barred from entering the land of the presidential sex offender and his cronies in military and ministries, a few words about the upcoming Football World Cup.
I have a dream: 46 nations will decline to participate. Then the convicted sex offender and the most honorable FIFA Peace Prize awardee can both get ready, and each lead their glorious nation into the final as captain. USA vs. Switzerland-Infantilo.
Win-win situation for all:
The
other millionaires in shorts would finally have a summer break worthy
of the name and also time to get two meaningful statements tattooed on
both buttocks.
Fuck corruption! & Fuck Fascism!
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Won't happen. I know.
And no, I feel no sympathy for those who are stupid enough to throw their honestly earned money down the throats of criminal organisations.
Martha Argerich * 5 June 1941
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| Brahmadellarnir |
Jóanes Nielsen *5 April 1953
Sometimes I wish I were but a humble gardener
with love for literature and poetry
who does not read the news.
According to my absolutely credible source*, the great-grandmother* of her informant* these days feels 'more and more reminded of an Austrian-born loudmouth whenever she has the displeasure of listening to the both moronic and perverse convicted sex offender, whose election to the White House reveals a great deal about character and intelligence quotient of both his admirers and brown-nosing sycophants'.
To which I replied: Your informant's great-grandmother compares the future ex-US president and first and only FIFA Peace Prize Winner to Adolf Hitler?
To which my absolutely reliable source replied: ‘Moreover, amongst others she does also call him a megalomaniac war-criminal who shits on any law, the international inclusive.'
* No names are given, as Omnium is committed to protecting its informants.
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| Jürgen Tomicek, one of the most renowned German cartoonists of our time, often leaves viewers of his work with laughter stuck in their throats. |
Tens of thousands of data thieves have finally succeeded:
I've had enough!
Until further notice, from now on, Omnium will only be accessible to friends to whom I sent an invitation last night.
The peace of the night.
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Desenes de milers de lladres de dades finalment ho han aconseguit:
ja n'he tingut prou!
Fins a nou avís, a partir d'ara, Omnium només serà accessible per als amics als quals vaig enviar una invitació ahir a la nit.
La pau de la nit.
| The Eleventh Hour * In the South I enjoyed best. |
Robert Burns (25 January 1759 – 21 July 1796)
Tam O' Shanter (Original and Traducción al español)
| Sameproblemet / The Sámi Problem |