Happy New Year, dear friends!
May the best of 2025 in 2026 become the worst!
I have decided to emigrate to Greenland and soon become a Greenlander, as according to my reliable source, every Greenlander will soon be offered $2 million if they agree to vote in a referendum to join the (dis)united States of America as its 52nd state**.
* [For first time visitors]:
Typo in the title? Nah. It's just that
I would not let a tiny T spoil an avantgardistic alliteration.
** In case anyone wonders: The 51st state will, of course, become Canada.
