ORKNEY police stopped 11 drivers during Northern Constabulary's two week Safer Summer campaign, but thankfully* none tested positive for drink driving.
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Imagine, dear readers: During their campaign Orkney's busy Policemen within two weeks stopped 11 (in words: eleven) drivers.
Blimey!! That's one driver every 30 hours 54 minutes and 54 seconds!!!
Blimey!! That's one driver every 30 hours 54 minutes and 54 seconds!!!
Didn't I save a drop of Highland Park for special moments?
Ah. Yes. ...
Ah. Yes. ...
Here's to the brave Orkney policemen,
to Sergeants Pluck and MacCruiskeen
and the busy bees of Orkney Today. Sláinte!
to Sergeants Pluck and MacCruiskeen
and the busy bees of Orkney Today. Sláinte!
* 'thankfully?! I thought it was a Drink Drive Campaign!