Blogger eaten by panther
Victim's last photo: his killer
Relics of a blogger: Camera, right shoe, three bones. photo © Sergeant Pluck |
As he would not have liked to see such headlines in the mass media the owner of this blog, before going on his obviously last quest left a notice for me with both the password for Omnium and the request to discretely inform his friends in case something mysterious would happen to him.
Despite being busy with proof-reading my 1669 pages short opus magnum "Pre-Assyrian Philately in a Nutshell" I consider it my duty to fulfill my quixotic friend's wish.
Quixotic? you may ask. Well, wasn't it quixotic an idea to go photo hunting just to provide a Scottish brother in spirit the evidence of a panther "on this side of the bars"?
Did anyone recently see this panther? Not only some bones and one shoe: The killer also spit out his own mugshot. photo © Sergeant Pluck |
That 'obviously', obviously oozing with mockery, seems to have sent my friend to where he is now. Obviously.
"So, what did that Don Qui Scottie know in advance?" asks Sergeant Pluck. "How could he know that the panther would be so stupid to spit out the camera while eating his victim, and thus delivering his mugshot to the investigating authority?"
Well, all this and more will be part of the investigation.
Fact is: At this point it can neither be excluded that Don QuiScottie kens the panther, nor that he is deeper involved into the case.
Apart from this, according to Sergeant Pluck, there might be hope, as at this point it is not clear: How many percent panther has Sean become? Or vice versa. Is it possible the panther has or will become 100 percent Sean?
We shall see. For now let's not cry but try to think that amongst everything else it is part of Omnium that nothing is impossible.
Tetrapilotomos
[after dictation out of town]
* Typo in the title? Nah. It's just that Sean [peace be upon him] would not (have) let a tiny T spoil an avantgardistic alliteration.