Spake a friendly neighbour: "Beautiful flowers, Mr. J.. Where did you order the seed?" Nowhere. They are a present. "Oh, lovely. From your daughter?" No, from nature. |
Spake the friendly neighbour; "Oh. And why don't I have these beauties in my garden?" 'cause you have such an impeccable looking lawn. |
Spake the friendly neighbour: "I just do prefer to have a cultivated garden." Spake I: Well, obviously the fairies just don't like people daily trimming their lawn with nail scissors. |
Spake the friendly neighbour: "Your weeds are contaminating my ground, anyway."Spake I: Well, and its petals are flavouring my salads. Have a nice evening, Mrs. X |