Even the pure bred Arabian Horses will never learn to speak. But I can assure you that any horse can learn to hear if you approach it with warmth and patience. And it will answer you with an eloquent "Neigh" which any horse-lover can translate in any language.
French! The fool! Everyone knows that Horses speak Kazakhstani. Fact.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely better to ride... so long as ride is not meant in the "biblical sense"
ReplyDeleteKazakhstani it was, Chris? Thanks for plugging this gap of knowledge. :)
ReplyDeleteJams,
quite.
On second thought, though: why riding horses when there are (billions of) bicycles?!
The horse thinks it is a horse and acts like a horse.
ReplyDeleteBefore teaching the horse french perhaps the man ought to first teach it some existenialist philosphy.:)
Even the pure bred Arabian Horses will never learn to speak. But I can assure you that any horse can learn to hear if you approach it with warmth and patience. And it will answer you with an eloquent "Neigh" which any horse-lover can translate in any language.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the fun.:)